I promise I love sharks plus films about the coast line and Halle Berry. You learn a lot about sharks when you watch this movie with Halle, Halle Berry. You really do. I love Halle Berry. I really, really do. I love her voice, and I love the opening scene in this too, when Halle's being all cute and all sexy and so sweet in her beautifully orange bluish colored bikini top, you know, this Halle Berry shark movie with Halle Berry, my favorite actress ever/Catwoman who's wearing skintight diving gear throughout plus its cape location with the really pretty sunny scenery plus it's an <more> animal movie all about sharks plus its African setting on the beautiful ocean seashore also all those cool, uniquely shot underwater shark interactions and on their turf too, ten stars out of ten stars my dear, true, close and considerate friend, and though this fascinating shark flick's really no more than a six, rates nothing less than a four, and so clearly, as clearly as the beaming light piercing the wavy glistening watery surface reflective through the deep and bountiful endless beautiful blue sea high up from above, I rate this a five, out of ten, stars, clearly. I LOVE Halle Berry!I was really excited to eventually see this when I first read back 'round 2012 that Halle was doing it, and I thought it'd wind up being pretty good, you know, however, it never really lives up to my own personal and loving and considerate fair standard of being the best Halle Berry fan ever created but it's pretty boring and slow at times but there's really too much loafing around and not enough dialogue but Halle makes it all the worth while. I love this movie and I love Halle. I wish she was a little sexier in it, like, she has that one particular really awesome scene in this where she's walking along side the railing of the boat in her sexy little jean shorts and high socks but it's relatively enormously, terrifyingly and pretty stupid to film this whole film with Halle Berry, Catwoman, and to not even shoot one single little itty-bitty sexy scene with Halle, the hottest woman that ever existed, in like a hot swimwear two-piece or something...like maybe a shark attack scene where sweet Halle gets her poor little leg stuck in some underwater netting or something while in her really sexy hot swimsuit you know and then like, the shark's like, coming to get her so she has to squirm around a lot like a giant fish to untangle herself free you know before cutting the netting just in time before the big shark eats her so then Halle emerges out of the water onto the deck of the back of the boat like the beautiful, one of a kind, perfect, cute-faced, gaspingly gorgeous true-hearted pure beauty that she is, like in her hot two-piece I'm thinking, and then like she's all scared and stuff at this point and breathing heavily and soaking wet 'cuz she was just in the ocean and the shark was just trying to kill her you know, now she's all panicking and jumping around and stuff and grabbing other people on the rickety boat clearly all frightened in desperate need of consolement, dripping wet in a bikini. This didn't live up to the standard and I'm definitely keeping this previous sentence in this review 'cuz that's great writing, bud.I love Halle Berry!! Lol! I really do. I hope Halle's happy. I really, truly love this movie, D-a-r-k T-i-d-e Dark Tide so much! Halle's really hot in it omg she's so hot in it. Dark Tide uses too dark a camera lens filter filming though. I can't see Halle! Or anything else for that matter, as much as I want to. It's a little bit dim I see. Why isn't Berry more predominantly in this film, Dark Tide? There shouldn't be a single second without her onscreen. I love her so much. She's the most beautiful woman ever and she's the best reason to watch this sea-lovers tale about sharks, plus for all its beautiful water and shark scenery. Why the hell is the guy from Unfaithful in this?? What's his face. God, I love Halle Berry. Is she single? I think so. Just playing. I love Halle Berry. Sharks are beautiful animals and I know you shouldn't fear them but I have zero personal experience around sharks in the water so this movie really helps with that plus it's so scenic and relaxing too, and even though I really, really love animals, I've never been shark diving before but that would be totally really, really totally really awesome someday, to do. I love you Halle. I love this movie, Dark Tide. I love Halle Berry.i LoVe HaLLe BeRRy. Dark Tide is really worth watching but not TOO great. I love Halle Berry. That's really my favorite sentence to type so in that spirit - I love Halle Berry. I love Halle Berry. And one more time for the sake of Halle Berry from me, I really love you Halle Berry. <less> |