unexpected townsfolk, with a disastrous end. Now, by the lake, a new water park called 'Big Wet' is opening up, to uplift the general public who have had a morbid and disconsolate year, and what better way to attract customers than with scantily dressed women? But our main character Maddy, has caught wind of the recent piranha attack, and is in a desperate race against time to stop the piranhas from feasting on the unexpected public. This leads to some edge of your seat moments that leaves you totally immersed.This is the perfect example of how you don't need a complicated plot to make something great. The casting was perfection. It has all of the recognisable faces such as Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush and Katrina Bowden. And if these names are not making your jaw hit the floor then the two amazing cameos by Christopher Lloyd and David Hasselhoff certainly will. And let us not forget about the various porn stars scattered around in this movie. You would think that porn actresses can't act to save their lives and they are there for fan service, but this movie has removed this ridiculous stereotype. From the beginning you can sense the raw emotion that these girls are portraying in their characters; from the ecstasy of them enjoying the carefree lifestyle working at the water park, to the anguish they must feel when they see on of their own friends attacked by a ruthless and unforgiving piranha.And you may be thinking that this adrenaline rush of a movie won't have any character development, but that's where you're wrong. There is a love triangle in this movie that can give 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' a run for its money. Google it The conflicts between Kyle Chris Zylk an old flame of Maddy Danielle Panabaker , and Barry Matt Bush a childhood friend who was secretly in love with our protagonist Maddy is electrifying; it is very rare to see this much passion in modern cinema these days and provides an enjoyable side story to go with the already fantastic plot.The visuals in this movie was very simplistic to the point where compared to some other blockbusters out there, it looks like some kid shot it from his blackberry. But this wasn't a bad thing. It shows that the visuals do not need to be excessive, and it proves that you don't need a ridiculous budget to fund flashy FXs to stick in people's mind Looking at you Avatar . It also doesn't use cheap 3D tricks like a guy sticking his hand towards the screen, but utilises the 3D to truly emerge you into the movie itself. When a piranha jumps out of the water, you can sense the raw ferocity of it as it homes in on its unexpected targets, which could only be provided with the inclusion of 3D.Walking into the cinema screen, I had very low expectations, but this film has done more than just exceeded them, but made me re-evaluate cinema as a medium. While writing this review I was hard pressed as to what score to give this, as a perfect 10 may not give it justice, to what may be one of the most influential movies of our generation.So I'd like to advise all movies goers to grab their jackets, match down to the cinema and watch this masterpiece of a movie known as Piranha 3DD.

the best i've seen and due to the short running length of 83 minutes, the time will fly by and you will have a great time.

Piranha 3dd is still a whole lot of fun and still delivers the goods, the movie was a bit tame but made up for that with the amazing acting. so sit back and enjoy the awesome movie. 10/10

go free, and where a special 'adults only' area allows for naked bathing meaning that the film is packed with gratuitous female nudity from start to finish, with most of the nekkidness coming courtesy of surgically enhanced strippers, judging from all the 'tramp stamps' on display . In an attempt to keep costs down, unscrupulous owner Chet David Koechner intends to fill the park with water pumped from an underground lake, unaware that it is teeming with voracious prehistoric piranha. Chet's tasty step-daughter Maddy gorgeous Danielle Panabaker and park employee Barry Matt Bush realise the danger, but are too late to stop the carnage.From the opening scene in which a dead cow farts piranha eggs and Gary Busey gets chewed to pieces, to the gore drenched finale that features the best 'severed-head-between-blood-drenched-surgically-enhanced-breasts' gag ever committed to film, 3DD is unashamedly crass, and all the more entertaining for it. If you thought that things couldn't get more unsophisticated and tasteless than the regurgitated penis from the first film, then think again: in 3DD, a young couple have sex only for the boy to wind up with a piranha chomping on his pecker giving rise to one of the funniest lines of dialogue in the film: 'Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina' .Director John Gulager, who also gave us the fun Feast films, clearly has a blast throwing as much lunacy on the screen, and his game cast all join in on the fun no matter how insane it all gets: Ving Rhames trying to overcome his fear of water is laugh-out-loud, a fat park employee humping a water outlet and getting a fish stuck up his ass is highly immature but very funny, David Hasselhoff sending himself up something rotten is simply legendary, and the final unexpected death is awesome! What a shame that so many viewers—people clearly in need of a stickuptheassectomy—have failed to embrace the silliness.

parody of himself, and he did it with aplomb---laughed out loud several times during his scenes. And actually, I laughed out loud during this movie more than I did during the two "Hangover" movies which I enjoyed put together--- and the laughs were in the right spots, for all the right reasons. There were also some very well-executed tension and scare scenes that I was very impressed by. The effects to me were very, very good, considering this isn't the new "Spiderman" or "Avatar", but again, it isn't trying to be. The piranhas were creepy-fun, and the gore, well, they don't hold back. The filming even was very competent, with the night scenes looking eerie, the pool scenes chaotic, and the sex/boob scenes over-the-top. This is such a great companion piece to the first one--I ordered it "On Demand", but will definitely be buying the DVD---I was not disappointed. Oh, and not that it matters, but I'm not some horny teen getting off on this film, I'm a 50 year-old gay man---my partner and I have been together for 20 years, and have very different tastes in movies, but we both agreed at the end of this one that is was a FANTASTIC sequel!

to those of us who hate waiting until the end to see the monster. I don't understand why this is being given such a limited release; we had to drive 15 miles out of town into the desert to see it. This follows movies like Road Warrior and Superman 2, where the sequel makes big improvements on the original. The Hoff is hilarious too. Try to see this 3D tonight before it disappears and make sure you see it properly smogged.

members were hilarious! It was great seeing some not so familiar faces. The effects again were not amazing but enjoyable non the less. The deaths were inventive and funny wait for the last one ! And of course - Christopher Lloyd, amazingly crazy once again. I gave the Piranha 3D 9/10, this one I give 8/10. It's awesome but the first one is, well... AMAZING! Just don't take the film so seriously, just enjoy it, have a laugh and smile! When this comes on DVD I will have my beer and pizza ready! Great lads film but i'm sure the ladies will love it too! Please go and watch it so we can get a third - God knows what it'll be called...

scale of the film feels so much smaller then the previous entry you start to think that they released the films in the wrong order!!But having said that, the film is such fun, just like the first and there is never a dull moment thrown in with some great laughs :

'booby' combined, yet all the art house wannabe goobers hated this movie. Must be envy. Don't be scared away from spending 90 minutes on this. It was very fun and not as stupid as all the smarty pants make it out to be.