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Plot: A mysterious killer video tape is circulating around. One look at this tape and you have seven days left to live. News Reporter Cindy Campbell (Faris) witnesses this video tape and tries to work out a way to prevent her death. But this is not the only mystery to appear. Crop circles have been appearing in the local farm of Tom (Sheen) and George (Rex). With help from Aunt Shaneequa (Latifah), Cindy suspects that the aliens may be linked with the killer tape and must now work out both mysteries before it's the end of the world. Runtime: 84 mins Release Date: 23 Oct 2003
Put the name "Wayans" on it and I walk out of the theater if ambushed , or change the channel. The Wayans are a brand name in Hollywood that can greenlight anything they want, but the traffic laws should be rewritten to prevent this. Fortunately, none of the Ws returned for this film.I did not see either of the first two films of this trilogy, but you really don't need to know the story to enjoy this film, since the plot of any good parody is just an excuse to deliver the maximum number of spoofs, gags, swipes, and one-liners by the end of the film. In that regard, this film <more>
does not disappoint.Anna Faris Cindy Campbell is a surprisingly strong and exceptionally hot leading lady who should be considered for any A-list roles in the future. She did everything asked of her and then some, and the sky appears to be the limit for her talent. Cindy is a reporter for a Newscast that brings to life the song "Dirty Laundry" by Don Henley she's the bubbleheaded bleached blond who comes on at 5:00 and tells you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye . Charlie Sheen plays a former reverend who lost faith after his hot wife was killed in an accident again, they even made that funny .Anthony Anderson is excellent in his supporting role, while the rest of the cast could have been chosen by lottery, other than Leslie Neilsen, who seems to have a contract somewhere that says a parody can't be made without him he plays the president in this one . George Carlin makes a creepy cameo, as does Eddie Griffin and Queen Latifah, but the stars of the movie are the jokes, and they come rapid-fire.The film was designed for an intelligent audience in tune with pop culture, and doesn't take time to explain itself: Simon Cowell gets to judge an 8-mile style rap battle with predictable and hilarious results; Anderson's character sheds more light on the possible depths of the relationship between B. Rabbit and Future; Leslie Neilsen gets to deliver a classic line from "Airplane" at one point, while showing that he's kept up with the times in another. The newsroom was more realistic than most would admit or want to believe, and the way the horror was delivered in this film yes, it's a genuine horror movie was a "Scream." We even get a nod to Final Destination one of the most original concepts of all time , and at times the movie even seems to parody itself.If you liked "Airplane!" and its genre, there's little chance you won't like this film. If you can't stand that type of humor, get ready to tear your hair out. For better or worse, this film belongs in a time capsule to explain what a movie parody is and how it should be made.
First Aiplane and Naked Gun - now this! You can see that it is a Zucker quality. Though I like the fist two movies, I must say this is the best one. This movie contains the least "potty- humor" and is sort of... classy.Everybody in the cast does a great job, and I was really impressed by Charlie Sheen, but the star in the picture is of course Leslie Nielsen. He is a veteran and a master of comedy. He doesn't need to make funny faces or anything to be funny. He's just him.I can honestly say, I didn't waste those 85 SEK for the ticket 85 SEK is about 11-12 US dollars .
Fantastic (by rossrobinson)
I really enjoyed watching Scary movie 3 as i thought it was just as god as the other 2 scary movies. This is really Anna Faris last scary movie because she had told us that she will not be starring in Scary Movie 4 which comes out next year. I am looking fdorward for the release of Scary Movie 4 next. I give scary movie 3 10 out of 10.
Scary Movie 3! (by BrandtSponseller)
Scary Movie 3 is largely a spoof of five films, The Ring 2002 , Signs 2002 , 8 Mile 2002 and to a lesser extent, The Matrix 1999 and The Matrix Reloaded 2003 . It begins with a spoof of the first scene from The Ring, then cuts to Tom's Charlie Sheen discovery of the crop circles on his farm ala Signs. As a bridge between the stories, Cindy Campbell Anna Farris is a television news reporter who is doing a story on the crop circles, and who is the guardian of a young psychic boy, Cody Drew Mikuska , similar to Aidan of The Ring. The two stories turn out to be intimately <more>
connected. Tom's brother, George Simon Rex is a white rapper, ala Eminem in 8 Mile, and he strikes up a romance with Campbell. Meanwhile, President Harris Leslie Nielsen also becomes involved as the security of the country is threatened.I used to make it a point to not read any other reviews before I wrote my own, but recently, I've become curious when I watch a film I really enjoy, like Scary Movie 3, that many other people seemed to dislike. I find it informative to read the negative reviews to try to figure out why people dislike the film.The negative reviews for Scary Movie 3 weren't very helpful. The most popular complaints seem to be that the trailer ruined the film by "giving away the good parts" and that the film has fun at the expense of some people's sacred cows. Additionally, many people made a comment to the effect that you'd only enjoy the film if you're, say, 13 or under.I never watch trailers before I see a film any longer. I have also had trailers ruin many films for me in the past, so I just stopped watching them; I recommend that you do the same. If you don't know already, think about commonalities in the films you tend to like. Get an idea for the genres, directors, actors and so on that you usually enjoy. That's the only guide you really need to determine if you should see a film. It's not a guarantee, but what is? I actually look away when trailers appear on screen before the feature when I'm watching a film in the theater, and I try to mentally block out the sound. It's pretty easy to do, as trailers tend to be heavier on sound effects than dialogue. If trailers appear on television, I quickly change the channel. At any rate, it doesn't make the film you're considering any worse just because you watched a trailer first. Scary Movie 3 isn't bad because the trailer ruined it for you.Next, it's not a good idea to watch these kinds of comedies we might call them "absurdist comedies", or "outrageous comedies" if you have any sacred cows--that is, anything that you feel one should not joke about, or that one could go too far in joking about. I don't see it as the film's fault if you haven't analyzed yourself and/or if you do not research the kinds of films you're considering viewing so that you don't expose yourself to something that you're going to consider offensive. If you're sensitive about certain things then you need to learn how to avoid them. If you're allergic to nuts or shellfish, you're going to be careful to not eat anything containing nuts or shellfish, right? It's not the chef's fault.Finally, I'm definitely older than 13--I'm in my late 30s, and I loved Scary Movie 3. I came very close to giving it a 10 out of 10--it was at that score until the climax, which I felt unfortunately lost a bit of the comic momentum that preceded it, and which arrived a bit too soon for my tastes I prefer longer films .It helps to be familiar with the films being spoofed. Believe it or not a lot of the jokes are fairly subtle jabs at elements of the source material--for example, the pillow fight of the opening scene, which has connections to the almost lesbian subtext of the same scene in the original Japanese version of The Ring, Ringu 1998 ; or the character and camera "spins" when Tom first exits his farmhouse, which pokes fun at the stylistic cinematography of Signs. There are also many quicker references to other films. These will have far less payoff if you're not familiar with the source material. For example, during the climax of Scary Movie 3, there's not only a reference to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 , but also the climax of Motel Hell 1980 , which features an infamous chainsaw "duel".There is a stylistic difference between the first two Scary Movies and this one, which is undoubtedly correlated to the change in directors. Rather than the Wayans Brothers, David Zucker directs here. Zucker is the exclamatory wiz who also helmed Airplane! 1980 , Top Secret! 1984 , and The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 1988 . Scary Movie 3 is much more in the vein of Zucker's previous work than the other Scary Movies. I can't imagine why someone would like the one style and not the other, but if so, that might help you decide which Scary Movies to see, if any.Finally, there were also some complaints over the plot of this film, especially the combination of such seemingly disparate plots from the source material. It's important to remember that this is absurdist comedy, with an emphasis on absurd. The crazy segues from one plot to the other, with them meeting in the middle thanks to Cindy, President Harris and a number of other crazy devices, was beautifully ridiculous. I want ridiculous when I watch a film like this. That's largely what attracts me to the genre. If you're at all a fan of absurdism, you should find much to enjoy here.
One of the funniest movies ever created! (by amacmillen)
Spoilers herein.In this hilarious third installment of the "scary movie" series, Anna Faris is back as Cindy Campbell, who has now graduated from college and is a reporter. Along with her friend Brenda Meeks regina hall Cindy finds out about a mysterious video tape that kills whoever watches it 7 days later spoofing "The Ring" while doing a story about a mysterious crop circle that has appeared in Tom Logan's Charlie Sheen yard. Then, with the help of George Simon Rex Cindy has to stop an alien invasion.I thought this movie was absolutely hilarious. I've <more>
heard a lot of people say negative things about the plot, jokes, etc. why? because those people think too much! This movie is supposed to be totally mindless - and it is, and that's what makes it funny! I mean, why complain about "Scary Movie 3" when there's crap out there like "Scary Movie 2"???Top 10 funniest Quotes/scenes10 BRENDA: Cindy...the TV's leaking!9 PRESIDENT HARRIS: These men and woman have died fighting for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and ho's.8 Cody is drawing Tabitha aka Samara and he made a flipbook of her doing a little dance. it's hilarious you have to see it to get it 7 GEORGE: in the rap battle I'm a white boy but my neck is red I put miracle whip on my wonder bread6 SHERIFF: Watch...what happens...to the taco!5 George is at a rap battle full of African Americans and he puts his hood on...and over his hat, it looks like a cone, like a KKK personBLACK GUY: Au $hit!4 CINDY: Oh, cody! Are you having one of your visions?CODY: I see a little girl. With black hair. She wants to kill you. Your period starts in three...two...one...CINDY: Oww...Cody, what else can you see?CODY: I see a little boy and a grown woman, but no father...CINDY: Oh, Cody...CODY: I see you kneeling in dog $hit...3 Tabitha is leaking water from the well all over Brenda's floor.BRENDA: Cindy, this b*tch is messin' up my floor!!!2 CINDY: I just feel like I want something more than just good sex...BRENDA: Yeah, I know. you want commitment.CINDY: No, I want GREAT sex!BRENDA: Girl, I know what you talking' about! You want a guy that goes wham wham wham! a little preschooler stares at Brenda BRENDA: DID I SAY STOP DRAWING???1 GEORGE: Okay, then. Fresh. I'll see you guys uh, tomorrow night! he turns around and takes his niece out the door someone throws a huge container of crayons at the door BRENDA: Now who the f*ck did that???!!!Also, I've heard a number of complaints about how Cody keeps getting hit by cars, basketballs, and thrown out of windows, etc. I mean, it's not like he got hurt while filming it!!The only reason this movie didn't get a ten was the michael jackson scene. I thought that was totally disgusting/gross.The opening scene with pamela anderson was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.... i.e. "Are you okay...?" "I'm coming for you, precious..." I totally recommend it!
The hilarious third instalment never stops being funny. (by Sleepin_Dragon)
Scary Movie three is arguably the last high rating parody movie made, what followed generally seemed to lack the sharp writing and down right laughs. The source material was perfect for parody, the best material arguably coming from The Ring and Signs. As always the film is relentless in its ability to offend every demographic without offering any genuine malice. Pamela Anderson starts off proceedings, I am a huge fan of hers, and her ability to poke fun at herself, a fun performance too. The best elements for me are The Ring parodies, each absolutely hilarious, Cindy's visit to Aunt <more>
ShaNeequa never fails to have me in tears laughing, the first time I saw that I could barely breathe.Fine performances, Anna Faris, Charlie Sheen, Leslie Nielsen and Simon Rex all equally hilarious, great timing. A shame Regina Hall seemed to have a smaller role.Hilarious.
...that when you stop worrying about being just plain filthy and start caring about being funny you make a better comedy. I was not a huge fan of "Scary Movie", although it had it's moments. "Scary Movie 2" was just awful. A real disappointment. Then, I was not sure when I saw the Wayans weren't returning and the film was rated PG-13 if it would work at all. Finally caught the film last night and I laughed more 5 minutes of this sequel than I did during the others.It was great to see that David Zucker can still make a really funny parody movie. It was even more <more>
refreshing to see an attempt being made to not just out-gross, out-filth the previous film, and simply focus on making a truly funny comedy.
They're back on the right track (by philip_vanderveken)
Seeing the second and the third movie in the Scary Movie series short after each other, gave me the perfect opportunity to see what the change of director can do to a movie. I liked the first movie, but didn't find the second one worth another watch, because they had lost all originality or sense of good humor. All they did was badly repeating what had worked in the first movie and that is something that should be avoided at all time. Now with David Zucker as the director, the man who also gave us some other excellent parodies like "Airplane!" and "The Naked Gun", <more>
instead of Keenen Ivory Wayans, I had some good hopes again. And he certainly didn't disappoint me...Of course you'll recognize several famous movies again. This time they are making fun of "The Ring", "Signs", "8 Mile",... but also other aspects from showbiz will be treated. You'll find Michael Jackson and references to the sex tape with Pamela Anderson in it as well, but the main difference with "Scary Movie 2" is that this time it all has been written into one solid and hilarious story. And the story isn't the only thing that has been improved, so has the acting. With some famous actors like Charlie Sheen and Leslie Nielsen, who both have a solid record full of humorous TV-series and / or movies, you know that you can expect the best of the best again when it comes to this kind of humor. But people like for instance Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy were an excellent surprise and did give this movie something extra. I'm not saying that they had some very difficult roles, but what they did really worked and that's all I'm asking.Overall this movie is a lot better than the previous one. Once again it is full references to other movies, but it is the humor that makes the difference. It's probably because they have chosen a new director and have taken more time to come up with a new story, that the concept works again. I'm looking forward to "Scary Movie 4" and give this one a solid 7.5/10, perhaps even an 8/10.
I wasn't very thrilled to hear that a third SCARY MOVIE was being made, but I decided to check it out anyway since David Zucker was the director and just like with all David Zucker's previous movies, this one was hilarious! With one of the best cast of all time, SCARY MOVIE 3 has a lot going for it. First off, it spoofs not just horror movies, but crap flicks like 8 MILE as well. Second, it actually has a decent plot unlike the first two SCARY MOVIE films, and third, it is extremely well paced. Besides being absolutely hilarious, the cinematography is excellent. The movie looks great <more>
for a lowbrow comedy. Can't wait for SCARY MOVIE 4. 8/10