Great movie! Really loved this film probably my favorite film of 2016 so far really funny and unique! Also great acting job from Lily-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith really looking forward to seeing more from them in the future! This is a great film if you love things from the 80s and 90s a really great nostalgia film! And i am a huge fan of Tusk and i think this was a perfect spin off of that and i think it was a really good idea to make a film revolving around the Colleens it was really unexpected but a really great idea! I'm really looking forward to Moose Jaws and cant wait to see <more>
where that goes and also i got to view Yoga Hoser at one of Kevin's early screenings and it was a blast!!!
Awesome, ridiculous, Funny as hell (by Jimbo-Slicey-Dicey)
Imagine Clerks meets Ghoulies. It was supposed to be a kids movie, but ended up as a midnight movie that kids can't see yet. It was hilarious. It was weird. It was different. There were callbacks to old movies. You might want to re-watch some of the old stuff before going in to watch this one. There were awesome cameos. The king of cameos makes an appearance. The story is pretty original like most of Kevin's stuff. Killer Nazi sausages try to take over Canada. How high do you have to be to come up with that? Silent Bob high. That's how high you have to be. Johnny Depp, his <more>
daughter, and Kevin's daughter had me holding my sides at times. Please see this and enjoy it as much as I did. Huge Kevin Smith fan, so yes I am a bit biased, and I was lucky enough to see this at a sneak preview hosted by the man.
So nein it's definatly a ten! (by dandymaninthespace)
If you were a fan of marvel's infinity war, you're going to be left speechless by this tasty morsel.Yoga hosers is stunning and brave political commentary in these turbulent and trying times. Bold and unapologetic, which is striking for a film about canada, this film can and should be watched as the shawshank for the millennial generation.If tusk was a perfect metaphor for animal rights activism, Yoga hosers stares unblinkingly into the political climate of modern Canada, diving into the real issues: metaphorical tiny sauerkraut filled brat clones of nazi scientists, and the scourge <more>
of art criticism which drives good men to evil.the acting was phenomenal, with Depp again reprising his role as Guy Lapointe, again with the same delicacy and skill expected by such a seasoned talent. The main standout however was Kevin smith, we knew he could direct, but man, what a fantastic actor. The Stan Lee cameo was also the best in any marvel movie thus far, I would explain it, but I don't want to spoil one of the most heart wrenching scenes since Marley and me.The best part, this movie is loosely based on true events, Adrien Arcand being a real person who apparently actually wanted to send Jewish Canadians to the Hudson bay. I had initially thought that this part of the film was a bit far fetched for such a grounded work, however it's just another example of reality being stranger than fiction.don't be sorry about liking this film, it's not the yoga way.
Literally a re-imagined clerks, Kevin Smith's new addition to the true north trilogy places his and Johnny Depp's daughters in a Canadian Quick-Stop, Eh-2-Zed. (by jackldavis-91689)
In Kevin Smith's "Yoga Hosers," his second addition to his ambitious True North Trilogy, a Canadian, gender-swapped clerks is born! And let there be no mistake, I don't mean that in a "damn, they did what to Ghostbusters?!" kind of way, I mean it in the most awesome way there is. It was truly an awesome film, even with some cameos, Jason Mewes as a rogue cop, Johnny Depp reprising his Oscar-wining role as Guy LaPointe, and the best of all, Stan Lee as an annoyed police dispatcher! and a nod to his brain-child clerks. When the Colleens are destroying the Bratzis, <more>
Harley Quinn yells "I'm not even supposed to be her today!" And don't forget the insanely accurate impressions done by Ralph Garman's time displaced Canadian third Reich leader, including Sylvester Stallone and I believe Martin Short. Not sure, it sounded like him. I read something that said "Kevin Smith's Yoga Hosers is an apology to the critics." Don't listen to that, man. The critics should be apologizing to you.
These movies are only amazing if you are a true Kevin smith fan which means all forms Of his media. Some of the funnier parts in the movie are references to his podcast. The placement of these scattered through the movie are perfect. Listen to Smodcast, Edumacation, Hollywood babble on and others to really find it funny. Kevin Smith is not in a period of his filmmaking career where he cares about making money. He could Produce the rest of his life and be perfectly fine. He's making movies he wants to make and his podcast listeners want to see. Not as good as tusk, but I think he made this <more>
one for his loyal fan base and wanted to work with his daughter.
There are way too many negative reviews on this made to be silly movie by Kevin Smith! It's a dark, insane, surreal, quirky comedy. Plus it's an adventure for two fearless chicks that are yoga students to the kewlest yoga instructor ever, played by Justin Long.There is no need to get into the story as there are too many twist and turns to relate. Just be aware that at one point in the story anal invasive Nazi sausages become a real threat and the heroic girls, the two Colleens, must take down these monsters with what they learned in yoga!I laughed!!!
Yoga Rules (by cynthiazuehl)
Wierner babies my goodness Lough out loud funny! It took a bit to get into but goodness the celebrities that cameo are hilarious. I loved Jay and silent Bob among all the others. If you are not into those you are not gonna like this.It's gonna be a cult classic in like 10 years when the references are no longer relevant. I love that's it set in Canada! one thing to put it over the top it is just missing one person, Justin Timberlake! Make sure you have a back up phone. Yoga rules.It a boot time we have another movie like this that is just what it seems to be. Silly funny crazy odd <more>
relevant and updated for this generation. Think Bill And Ted.
If you go into this movie trying to judge Kevin Smith as a movie maker and direction or editor or whatever, then you're gunna have a bad time. This movie has the feel of something done in a very lighthearted manner. It is more or less a movie made by Johnny Depp and Kevin Smith that is starring their blonde teenage daughters. Take this movie at face value and nothing else and you will enjoy it. I will say, if you enjoy poking fun at Canadians then you will enjoy this movie all the much more. That is essentially the heart of the film. But just enjoy the beauty of the stars, the ridiculous <more>
guest appearances, and the music is actually pretty good. It should come as no surprise that this movie leans much more on its unique cast than its ridiculous plot, but this also gives the film a much needed layer of comedy. As in, seeing these famous people in such ridiculous roles Haley Joel Osment was my favorite . Overall, a fun movie to watch late at night or after a joint or two.
witty Canadian teenage comedy with a touch of German Nazi sausages. (by realamandastone)
I received Yoga Hosers as an Easter gift and I thought at first that it looked really stupid because to me it looked like an Canadian train wreck with tiny German Nazi sausages. I come on IMDb and see that it got an 4.3 out of 10 and then I thought "ok, this must be really stupid". But in my opinion, i must tell you that that rating is just messed up. Yoga Hosers was a very, well, whats the word..unique movie directed by the fantastic Kevin Smith. it takes the modern day teenager and adds in its own Canadian flair which makes it one to enjoy. I was also shocked on how many <more>
recognizable celebrities were in the movie like Stan Lee, Justin Long, Sasheer Zamata and Natasha Lyonne and their characters made it even more enjoyable. overall, sure this movie did not receive a perfect 10 but i think it deserves at least an 6-8 star review because to me an 4.3 is just plain stupid and they for sure did not watch all the way through. and i still love Yoga Hosers that i have now seen it 2 times.